video or photograph every single event they go to and every minute of their vacation
.
put their phones on the table in front of them in a restaurant, in a café, or in your house
.
talk loudly on their phones on public transportation
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text while doing other things, e.g., talking to someone else, or walking on the street
.
post a message on your birthday, but never get in touch during the rest of the year
.
listen to music with headphones, but with the volume so loud that other people can hear that
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take photos of everything they eat
.
swipe through all your other photos when you are showing them just one
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tweet about everything, from what they had for breakfast to what time they went to bed
.
keep posting photos of their babies or small children
.
send or receive messages in the movies
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take selfies all the time and post them online
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play noisy games on their phones
.