Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
How do you organize a space-themed toy party?
You planet ahead!
Why did the rubber duckie bring sunscreen to the pool?
Because he did not want to get a quack!
What is a pirate's favourite toy?
A ship in a bottle!
How do the teddy bears keep their rooms clean?
They use their bear hands!