How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and Y
What is the most popular disease in China?
Kung Flu
Planes crash, ships sink, where do they appear?
In the newspaper
Which animal is always right?
Kucing ga-wrong
What country is always prepared for rain?
Swedia payung sebelum hujan.
Which singer whose hobby is cycling?
Selena Gowez
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
Why does Superman's suit have an "S" on it?
Because if it's 'M' or 'XL', it will be too big.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The letter C (sea)
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
Tentara-tentara apa yang paling kecil?
Tentara sekutu
What has many keys, but can’t even open a single door?
A piano.
What begins with T, finishes with T and has T in it?
Teapot
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
What animal can sing dangdut?
Cheetah Citata
Who is the cutest presidents of the world?
Kim Jong Unch
What do Prince Diponegoro and Cut Nyak Dien have in common?
Neither of them have cell phones.
Penyanyi yang ngakak mulu?
Trio wkwkw