wearing a white shirt... while eating pasta or something else messy, and then inevitably staining it.
Funny
holding a hand rail on the bus or train...and touching someone else's hand in the process.
Funny
walking down the street in one direction... only to find out that you're going the wrong way, and you have to turn around.
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getting dressed in the morning... in the dark, and only realising half way through the day that you t shirt is inside out.
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secretly trying to take a picture of someone when the flash on your phone is on.
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Waiting for a door to open automatically ... when the door isn't automatic.
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trying to get your teacher's attention in primary school by accidentally calling them mummy or daddy.
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saying something to someone... and your voice breaks weirdly like a 13 year-old going through puberty .
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asking someone to repeat themselves... before asking twice more. and when you still haven't heard what they've said, you just have to reply with 'yes', and hope for the best.
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checking on someone's facebook... and accidentally liking a photo from three years ago.
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going to pay for something with your card ... only to find out that's there's no money in your account and it's been rejected.
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going to take a drink of something... and missing your mouth, spilling it all over your shirt.
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being out in public and tripping over something, before trying to act casual, as if it never happened.
Funny
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