If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror.
If there are twenty apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today and tomorrow
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
The letter E
The more you take, the more you leave behind
Footsteps
7 months have 31 days in them. 11 months have 30 days in them. How many months have 28 days in them?
12
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
How many books can you put in an empty bag?
One, because after you put in one it is not an empty backpack anymore!
What is pronounced like one letter, written with 3 letters and most animals have two of them?
Eye
How many seconds are there in one year?
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...
A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?
They are survivors, you don't bury them.
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge!