HE IS STINKIER THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
HER GIRLFRIEND ISN'T AS STINKY AS HE IS
A DOG'S BITE ISN'T AS PAINFUL AS A TIGER'S BITE
A TIGER'S BITE IS MORE PAINFUL THAN A DOG'S BITE
THE T-REX WAS MORE VIOLENT THAN THE VELOCIRAPTORS
THE VELOCIRAPTORS WEREN'T AS VIOLENT AS THE T-REX
LISA ISN'T AS GOOD AT BASKETBALL AS THE OTHER GIRLS
LISA IS WORSE AT BASKETBALL THAN THE OTHER GIRLS
SPONGEBOB ISN'T AS MAD AS SQUIDWARD
SQUIDWARD IS MADDER THAN SPONGEBOB
TODAY IS WINDIER THAN YESTERDAY
YESTERDAY WASN'T AS WINDY AS TODAY
SHAGGY ISN'T AS STARVING AS SCOOBY
SCOOBY IS MORE STARVING THAN SHAGGY
DOCTOR OCTOPUS ISN'T AS AGILE AS SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN IS MORE AGILE THAN DOCTOR OCTOPUS
GROOT ISN'T AS GRUMPY AS ROCKET
ROCKET IS GRUMPIER THAN GROOT
ZOMBIES AREN'T AS SCARY AS VAMPIRES
VAMPIRES ARE SCARIER THAN ZOMBIES