If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
A secret
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
A clock
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m"
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody.What am I?
I am a mirror.
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your breath
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
The same. They both weigh a pound!
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?
Smoke
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
They all do.