April's Fool Day

Like its fur, a tiger's skin is striped.

What do you call a cow who plays the guitar?

When do you go at red and stop at green?

It is impossible to sneeze while sleeping

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

What do you call an old snowman?

What time should you go to the dentist?

Kate's mother has three children: yesterday, today and_______________

Heinz "Mayoreo" — a mix of mayonnaise and Oreo cookies

The first food grown and eaten in space were potatoes

Seaweed Pringles

There is only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong: what is it?

Dolphins sleep with one eye open

A Russian astronaut Alexey Leonov said he saw a ghost on the International Space Station (ISS)

Skittles Milkshake

Seven ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?

Single Fries