Weather questions

If trash started talking every time someone littered, what do you think it would say?

What’s the most ridiculous excuse you’ve ever used (or heard) to avoid going out because of the weather?

You’ve been hired as Earth’s lawyer in a court case against pollution. What’s your best argument?

Have you ever been caught in extreme weather wearing completely the wrong outfit? What happened?

If plants had opinions, what do you think they’d say about how humans treat them?

Would you rather have to eat only locally grown food forever or never be allowed to use air conditioning again?

You get stuck inside a supermarket during a blizzard. What’s the first section you raid?

Would you rather only be able to take 1-minute showers for the rest of your life or have to use only recycled clothes?

If you could control the weather for a day, what would you do with it?

Imagine a world where clouds were solid and you could walk on them. What problems would that cause?

If you could change one annoying thing about the weather in your country, what would it be?

If rain made a different sound instead of "pitter-patter," what would be the funniest sound for it to make?

Would you rather have an umbrella that never breaks or shoes that never get wet?

What’s worse: Living in a place where it rains every single day or in a place where it never rains?

You’ve just become the President of Planet Earth—what’s your first ridiculous but kind of helpful environmental law?

You wake up and realize you’re the only person left on Earth. What’s the first thing you do?

What’s the funniest "green" invention you can think of that could help save the planet?