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  • Why do birds fly?
    It’s faster than walking
  • Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
    They have two left feet.
  • Why isn’t there a clock in the library?
    Because it tocks too much
  • How do cats bake cake?
    From scratch
  • Why are robots never afraid?
    They have nerves of steel.
  • What building in New York has the most stories?
    The public library!
  • What room is impossible to enter?
    A mushroom
  • What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
    Snow!
  • Why was the math book sad?
    Because it had so many problems
  • Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
    Because it was full
  • What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days
  • What is a computer’s favorite snack?
    Computer chips!!
  • What does every birthday end with?
    The letter Y
  • What do you call a funny mountain?
    Hill-arious
  • What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake?
    A pie-thon
  • Why did the student eat his homework?
    Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
  • Where do sheep go on vacation?
    The Baaa-hamas
  • How does a scientist freshen her breath?
    With experi-mints!
  • Can February March?
    No, but April May
  • What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
    Hissstory.
  • Why did the computer go to the doctor?
    It had a virus
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