Paul the Polar Bear had a birthday party, with each guest bringing five fish. A nasty little penguin stole two fish but there were still 198 fish left. How many people came to the party?
40
Jeff’s dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ___?
Jeff
Which jungle animal is hiding “inside” these letters – L P H N?
An elephant
There was a pink one-story house in a cozy neighborhood. Everything in it was pink – the walls, the carpets, the furniture, even the cat! What color were the stairs?
There were no stairs. It’s a one-story house!
Jason turned left, right, spun around 360°, stood on his head, and then walked backward before taking a picture of the sunset. What direction was he pointing?
West
If tomorrow I said “the day before yesterday was Saturday”, which day is today?
Sunday
What has a mouth but doesn’t eat? A bank with no money? A bed but doesn’t sleep and waves but no hands?
A river
A mouse wants to get in better shape. She’s going to start by climbing the stairs. Starting on the fourth floor, she climbs up five stories, down seven stories, up six stories, down three stories, and up four stories again. Where is she
The ninth floor
Frankie the Frog had an accident and broke one of his legs. He went to the hospital on Monday, November 1 and left on November 30. What day of the week is it?
Tuesday
You’re a bus driver. At the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the fourth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?
Whatever color eyes you have!
Rico the Rabbit eats 1 carrot on Sunday, 2 carrots on Monday, 4 carrots on Tuesday, and so on. How many carrots does he eat every week?
127 carrots
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but if you water me, I’ll die. What am I?
A fire
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?
A towel
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?
The man was bald
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
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