you see a snake in your bathroom
If I saw a snake, I would...
you're very busy next month
If I am very busy... I will...
your friends crash your dad's car
If my friends crashed... I would...
you win the lottery
If i won... I would...
you find a gold watch on the floor
If I found... I would...
your dog eats your homework (but your dog is a good boy!)
If my dog ate... I would...
your internet crashes (hardly ever happens)
If my internet crashed, I'd ...
you can travel anywhere in the world right now
If I could... I would...
it rains today
If it rains today... I will...
you are invisible for a day
If I were... I would...
a shopkeeper gives you too much change (I should be so lucky!)
If a shopkeeper gave me... I would...
you get lost in the desert
If I got lost... I would...
an alien spaceship lands in your garden
If an alien spaceship landed... I would...
a waiter is rude to you (this happens to you all the time)
If a waiter is... I...
the world ends next week
If the world ended... I would...
an earthquake destroys your house
If an eathquake destroyed my house... I would...
your friends call you to go out
If my friends call me... I will...
someone steals your wallet (you're in Barcelona for the weekend)
If someone steals my wallet, I will...