Is it Thursday today?
No, it's not. It's Wednesday.
Is it Saturday today?
No, it's not. It's Sunday.
What day is today?
It's Saturday.
Is it Monday today?
Yes, it is. It's Monday.
What day is today?
It's Sunday.
What day is today?
It's Tuesday.
Is it Tuesday today?
No, it's not. It's Thursday.
Is it Thursday today?
Yes, it is. It's Thursday.
What day is today?
It's Monday.
What day is today?
It's Friday.
What day is today?
It's Wednesday.
What day is today?
It's Thursday.