What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (short+er)
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
What has four wheels and flies?
A dustcart / garbage truck
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has “T” in it?
A teapot
What goes up but never goes back down?
Your age
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What English word has three consecutive double letters? (ex:_xxyyzz_)
bookkeeper
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What begins with an E but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
What has so many keys, but cannot open a single door?
A piano / A keyboard
How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
You are standing back to back with your father
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river
Who can shave many times a day but still have a beard?
A barber
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence