Would you rather -1-

Would you rather communicate only in emoji or never be able to text at all ever again?

Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?

Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?

Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?

Would you rather watch nothing but Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?

Would you rather lounge by the pool or on the beach?

Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?

Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?

Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today?

Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead in a box office bomb?

Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?

Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?

Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?

Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?

Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?

Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?

Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup?