What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
Which is heavier - a ton of bricks or a ton of feather?
Neither - both weigh a ton
What can you hear, but not see or touch, even though you control it?
Your voice
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand?
a glove
What room do ghosts avoid?
The Living Room
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp.
What word contains 26 letters, but only has three syllables?
Alphabet
Imagine you are in a room with no doors, windows. How would you get out?
Stop imagining!
What has many needles but doesn't sew?
a Christmas tree
Which table doesn't have legs?
vegetable
I have no life (I am not a living thing), but I can die. What am I?”
A battery.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second Place
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don’t drown!
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What begins with an E but only has one letter in it?”
An envelope.
I cut every day, but my hair stays the same. Who am I?
A barber
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
I am oval. I have a hiden golden treasure inside.
An egg
What room has the most stories?
A library
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters ?
The post office.
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast”
Lunch and dinner.
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining.
If you look at the number on my face you won't find thirteen anyplace.
A clock.
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
I fly at night, I sleep during the day and you will never see feathers in my wings.
Bat
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
A man who is outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat but doesn't get a single of his hair wet. Why?
He is a monk. He has no hair on his head.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which shape the egg can be?
Roosters don’t lay eggs!!
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word/promise
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map.
What room can no one enter?
A mushroom.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
What has legs, but can’t walk?
A table
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them, all the months have at least 28 days!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
'NOON'
Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name