What has happened here sports coach?
a sprained wrist
What's happened to you, everyday person?
a sore neck
What has happened here physiotherapist?
a torn calf muscle
What has happened here doctor?
a dislocated thumb
What has happened here archaeologist?
a fractured skull
What's happened to you, boxer?
brusing (a black eye)
What's happened to you, runner?
foot blisters
What's happened to you, adventurer?
a swollen foot / swelling on the foot