What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey!
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.
How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
The same. They both weigh a pound!
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your breath
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?
Smoke
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
A clock
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
They all do.
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody.What am I?
I am a mirror.
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
A secret
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.What am I?
The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m"
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.What is it?
A button