What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 of them do
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
What has four wheels and flies?
A dustcart / garbage truck
What has 88 keys, but cannot open a single door?
A piano
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Everyone has it and no one can lose it; what is it?
A shadow
What goes up but never goes back down?
Your age
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery
What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five
What begins with an E but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (short+er)
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A bed
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same
You walk into a room which contains a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
A match or lighter
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples
Who can shave 25 times a day but still have a beard?
A barber
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has “T” in it?
A teapot
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole