What kind of rocks are at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean?
Wet rocks
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich
What doesn't get wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
Water
What is the center of gravity?
The letter 'v'
The capital of France is P___s. Can you spell it?
Paris
Take away my skin and I will not cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
The more you have of me, the less you can see. What am I?
The dark.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me. What am I?
A secret
What can you hear but not touch or see?
Your voice
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock
Who can shave 20 times a day but still have a beard?
A barber
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
What room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
What starts with ‘p’ and ends with ‘e’ and has over 1000 letters?
post office
What starts with ‘e’, ends with ‘e’ and has one letter?
Envelope
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.