Who's the Duchess' cat?
The Cheshire Cat
Who is she?
Alice
Who's he?
The White Rabbit
What was the baby actually?
It was a pig actually
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Why was Alice went to the White Rabbit's house to get his white gloves?
Because the White Rabbit thought Alice was his servant Mary Ann.
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Why was the White Rabbit angry?
Because he was late.