I sniff other people's armpits to check the quality of the deodorant - is this my real job?
Yes, it is - I'm a Deodorant Tester. Now that’s what you call a stinking job.
I am paid to push people on trains to prevent them from being late, what am I?
professional train pusher
Do you think people get paid to be someone's boyfriend?
YES, a rental boyfriend
I sniff paper towels for a living - do you think its a real job?
YEP it is!
I get hired to watch Netflix shows all day, Do you think this is a real job?
YES, I am a full time Netflix watcher
People who eat disgusting things are called Stunt Testers. Are they for real?
Yes, they are! The film and television industry employs them to test disgusting items, such as bugs and fluids, to make sure it is safe for others to consume .
I get hired to stand in line for people - I am a professional line stander , true or false?
TRUE
I am a vomit cleaner - BUT where do you think I work ?
A theme park
Do you think people get paid to watch paint dry?
YES they do! They are called a drying paint watcher
I give people cuddles as a living , do you think a proffessional cuddler is a job?
YES!
If you look after an island, you are a Private Island Caretaker - True or false?
True! You are paid to look after the grounds and structures.
I get hired to block car number plates so people won't get tickets in Iran - Do you think this is a real job?
YES, I'm a car plate blocker
My job is to test water slides - do you think this is a real job?
YES, I'm a water slide tester!
I give pandas cuddles as a living , do you think a professional panda cuddler is a job?
Yes, it is! Great job, hey?
Do you think people get paid to sleep? Why?
YES, they are professional sleepers and they test out beds
I just watch ostriches and make sure they don't peck each other to death. I'm an Ostrich Babysitter. True or False?
True!
I have to check the gender of baby chickens - I'm a Chicken Sexer. True or false?
True!
Some people get paid to sit down - is Seat Filler a real job?
Yes, it is! As a seat filler, your job is to occupy empty seats at award shows, sporting events, and other special performances.
I am paid to be part of wedding parties, what am I?
A professional bridesmaid
I have to test pet food, I'm a pet food taster. Do you think this is a real job?
YES! People really taste test pet food
I get paid to cry at funerals - I'm a professional mourner, do you think I'm telling the truth?
YES! I'm a professional mourner