What can't you give a headless horseman?
A headache
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat
What's worse than being a five-ton witch?
Being her broom
A symbol of death, that no body owns, no heart have I, nor flesh on my bones. What am I?
A skeleton
Why don't skeletons like dancing?
Because they have no body to dance with.
What room is useless for ghosts?
The Living Room!
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady
What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
The neck
What Jack has a head but no lantern?
Jack-o-lantern
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem
What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A mop
Why didn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing!