Raw ramen is the best as a snack
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Cold water is better for bathing than hot water.
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Avocado tastes like nothing. It's flavorless
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Pepsi is better than coke.
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Pug dogs aren’t cute.
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Onion rings are better than french fries.
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Making the bed is a pointless chore.
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Cupcakes aren’t good. Birthday cake is much better.
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Ice cream is the most disgusting thing ever created.
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Pickle juice ice cream would taste pretty good.
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Ketchup is the worst condiment.
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Concerts are a waste of money: just watch music videos.
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Math is one of the most enjoyable subjects at school.
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Raw onions taste good and should always be added to a salad or sandwich
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French fries and cereal are only good when they're soggy.
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"Mint and chocolate don't go well together"
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Watching a movie at home is better than watching a movie in theaters.
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All Comic Book Movies Are Just the Worst
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Broccoli is one of the tastiest vegetables out there
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Spam/Sales calls are actually really fun to answer.
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Oatmeal and raisin are better than chocolate chip cookies.
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Disney + is better than Netflix
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If you’re a morning person you cannot be trusted.
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