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Telling Jokes (Q and A's)
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
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What do sharks say when something cool happens?
Jawesome!
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Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.
A carrot.
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What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’d just let it go.
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What do you call a cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
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Q: Why do you spread peanut butter on busy highways?
A: To go with the traffic jam.
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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
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I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the bus.
And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta!
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What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up?
What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up?
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
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What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
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Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
He never tells the truth. He’s always a-lion.
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What is the best answer when an employment application asks who is to be notified in case you have an emergency?
I always write, “A very good doctor.”
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What street can you find ghosts?
Dead ends.
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What do you call a magic dog?
Labra-cadabra-doodle.
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Where do cows go on their first date?
To the movies
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How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
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What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
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Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday?
Sunday, of course. Monday is a weekday.
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