Is it a crime to serve sweetened coffee?
Yes, it is in the state of São Paulo.
Is it a crime to collect seashells?
No, it isn't
Is it a crime to pee in the ocean?
No, it isn't
Is it a crime for first cousins to marry?
No, it isn't
Is it a crime to release hot air balloons?
Yes, detention up to three years
Is it a crime to announce your donating an organ to someone?
Yes, without a set fine
Is it a crime for a father to decide to not take part in the raising of his child?
No, it isn't
Is it a crime you you step on a plant on public property?
Yes, detention up to one year
Is it illegal to abandon animals on private property?
Yes, detention up to two years
Is it a crime to demonstrate affection at train stations?
No, it isn't
Is it a crime to disturb a funeral?
Yes, detention up to one year
Is it a crime to mark other peoples' animals?
Yes, detention up to one year
Is it a crime to take home a coin you found on the street?
Yes, detention up to a year, or a fine
Is it illegal to order a taxi or Uber if you're sick?
No, it isn't
Is it a crime to eat in a restaurant where you know you can't afford?
Yes, detention up to two months