I get in the shower, but when I get out I'm completely dry. How?
I didn't turn the shower on.
When does a bank have no money?
When it's a river bank
If you're swimming in the ocean and an alligator attacks you, what do you do?
Nothing, there aren't alligators in the ocean!
When can a man walk on water?
When it becomes ice
Give me food and I'll live, but give me water and I'll die. What am I?
FIRE
You'll probably use me for fights in the summer, if I leak in your house, call the plumber!
Water
What three letters mean solid water?
Ice
I am solid in freezers, in rivers I flow, my chemical formula is H2O.
WATER
What kind of cup doesn't hold liquid?
A cupcake