I slept in my car last night.
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I woke up in a field.
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I ran all the way home from the office.
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I threw my dinner on the floor.
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You were pushing your boyfriend/girlfriend down the road in a pram.
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I quit my job.
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I bought ice cream for everyone in my office.
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I was washing my clothes in the local river.
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I smashed my bedroom window.
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I was sitting on the roof of my home crying.
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I was driving my car on the wrong side of the road.
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I rode an elephant through the city.
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My friend was crying after coming out of the doctor's office.
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My friend's hair is much shorter today than it was yesterday.
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I took my cousin's dog for a walk and came back with a completely different one.
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I came to work with my face and arms painted blue.
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I was climbing through my neighbor's second floor window.
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I stood at the bus stop in my underwear.
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I was chasing a policeman down the street.
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I was running through the park dressed like a gorilla.
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I poured water on my computer.
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I jumped into a swimming pool fully clothed.
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I came home and my house was empty.
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I woke up at 3 AM.
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