I get hired to watch Netflix shows all day, Do you think this is a real job?
YES, I am a full time Netflix watcher
I have to test pet food, I'm a pet food taster. Do you think this is a real job?
YES! People really taste test pet food
I am paid to be part of wedding parties, what am I?
A professional bridesmaid
I sniff paper towels for a living - do you think its a real job?
YEP it is!
I am paid to push people on trains to prevent them from being late, what am I?
professional train pusher
I get paid to cry at funerals - I'm a professional mourner, do you think I'm telling the truth?
YES! I'm a professional mourner
I get hired to block car number plates so people won't get tickets in Iran - Do you think this is a real job?
YES, I'm a car plate blocker
Do you think people get paid to be someone's boyfriend?
YES, a rental boyfriend
I get hired to stand in line for people - I am a professional line stander , true or false?
TRUE
I give people cuddles as a living , do you think a proffessional cuddler is a job?
YES!
My job is to test water slides - do you think this is a real job?
YES, I'm a water slide tester!
Do you think people get paid to watch paint dry?
YES they do! They are called a drying paint watcher
Do you think people get paid to sleep? Why?
YES, they are professional sleepers and they test out beds
I am a vomit cleaner - BUT where do you think I work ?
A theme park