A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?
A is D's aunt.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
cupcake
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R.
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
'Just one word'.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match.
I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?
A fence.
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
Seven has two syllables and the other numbers only have one syllable.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
A table.
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can't go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?
An onion.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
I am a candle.
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?
pencil lead
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
hiccup
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.