David's parents have three sons. Peter, Jack and ______________?
David
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. Who am I?
A Barber
You walk into a room that contains a match, a lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Candles