Tongue Twister Time

I thought a thought but the thought I thought, wasn’t the thought you thought I thought. If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought I thought.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York.

I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late.

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.

Betty Botter bought some butter But she said the butter’s bitter If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter will make my batter better So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. 

I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

The 33 thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.