Tongue Twister

All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot, but I want a cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if the woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could. And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? (2x)

Sheena leads, Sheila needs. (3x)

I thought a thought, but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more. (x3)

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.(2x)

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread!

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards. (x2)

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines, she sits, and where she sits, she shines. (2x)

He threw three free throws. (3x)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

What noise annoys an oyster? The noise that annoys an oyster is a noise that knows no oyster. (2x)

Black background, brown background. Brown background, black background. Background, background, black, black, brown, brown.

Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread. (x1)

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly, I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town. (2x)

A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped. (2x)

Really Leery, rarely Larry. (x3)