What gets wet while drying?
A towel!!
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald!!
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place!!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David!!
What has hands and a face, but can't see?
A clock!!
What's orange, with green and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!!
Light as a feather, there's nothing in it, but the strongest man can't hold it much more than a minute.
Your breath!!
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name!!
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase!!
There's a one-storey house that has yellow everything- yellow walls, yellow furniture, yellow doors. What colour is the stairs?
There aren't any!!
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window!!
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!!
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
10!!