If you can find a turtle in the aquarium, dogs in a pound and birds in their nests, where can you find fish?
In schools
What do Taylor Swift and an air conditioner have in common?
They both have fans
What is often on the ground getting stepped on by others, but you don’t have to wash it because it never get dirty, in fact you couldn’t wash it even if you tried?
Shadow
How can you make the equation true by moving only one matchstick?
By moving vertical matchstick from plus to six to make it 8
4 rubber ducks were floating in the bathtub, 2 floated away and 2 drowned. How many ducks are still alive?
Zero, because rubber ducks aren’t alive and cannot drown
What can be big, white, dirty and wicked?
Lie
Joe, Dennis, Maya, Angel, MJ, Abby, Zoe, Ray, Nicole and Brad were in an airplane crash and every single person died on board. However, when the ambulance arrived they discovered Nicole and Brad still alive. How did this happen?
Nicole and Brad were married and are therefore not single
I come in different colors, sometimes I am hot, sometimes I am sweet, I’m sorry I can’t answer you because even though I have a bell it doesn’t ring. What am I?
Bell Pepper
The little rabbit went outside and ran around in the pouring rain for hours, yet not a single strand of hair got wet. How can this be?
Because rabbits don’t have hair, they have fur
Which one doesn’t quite belong: vultures, eagles, hawks, herons, pelicans and ostrich.
Ostrich, because all the other birds can fly
What is always late and never present now?
Later
I flicker and I glow and tell stories and put on a show, to make me you must move super fast many pieces of art from the first to the last. What am I?
A cartoon
I can run fast and slow, I can be high or low. I can slip through most anything, and am needed by both the poor and kings. What am I?
Water
When does April comes before January?
In the dictionary
I come with different colors, I get big when I’m filled, I float away if you don’t tie me and I make a sound when I get popped. What am I?
A balloon
What has feet on the inside but not on the outside?
Shoes
I am a fruit, I am a bird and I am also a person. What am I?
Kiwi
I am used in most sports, have four holes, come in many different colors and there is a state that shares my name. What am I?
A jersey
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?
Pencil lead