Tongue Twisters

If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

The cook took a good look at the cookery book. (x2)

How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries? Well, they can't carry berries (which could make you very wary) but a bare berry carried is more scary!

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flap in the flue.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon. (x2)

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker!

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers would Peter Piper pick?

You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York

Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches? (x2)

If you can't can any candy can, how many candy cans can a candy canner can if he can can candy cans?

Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we'll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

Good, better, best, never let it rest, till your good is better, and your better best.

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs. (x2)

Thirty three thousand thoughtless boys thought they would make a thundering noise. So the thirty thousand three thumbs thumbed on the thirty three thousand tree drums.