Tongue Twister Time

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop.

The 33 thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?

You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York.

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.

Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

I thought a thought but the thought I thought, wasn’t the thought you thought I thought. If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought I thought.

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. 

I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter bought some butter But she said the butter’s bitter If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter will make my batter better So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?'