The little rabbit went outside and ran around in the pouring rain for hours, yet not a single strand of hair got wet. How can this be?
Because rabbits don’t have hair, they have fur
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
4 rubber ducks were floating in the bathtub, 2 floated away and 2 drowned. How many ducks are still alive?
Zero, because rubber ducks aren’t alive and cannot drown
What is often on the ground getting stepped on by others, but you don’t have to wash it because it never get dirty, in fact you couldn’t wash it even if you tried?
Shadow
What can be big, white, dirty and wicked?
Lie
I come in different colors, sometimes I am hot, sometimes I am sweet, I’m sorry I can’t answer you because even though I have a bell it doesn’t ring. What am I?
Bell Pepper
When does April comes before January?
In the dictionary
How can you make the equation true by moving only one matchstick?
By moving vertical matchstick from plus to six to make it 8
Joe, Dennis, Maya, Angel, MJ, Abby, Zoe, Ray, Nicole and Brad were in an airplane crash and every single person died on board. However, when the ambulance arrived they discovered Nicole and Brad still alive. How did this happen?
Nicole and Brad were married and are therefore not single
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?
Pencil lead
If you can find a turtle in the aquarium, dogs in a pound and birds in their nests, where can you find fish?
In schools
I can run fast and slow, I can be high or low. I can slip through most anything, and am needed by both the poor and kings. What am I?
Water
What has feet on the inside but not on the outside?
Shoes
I come with different colors, I get big when I’m filled, I float away if you don’t tie me and I make a sound when I get popped. What am I?
A balloon