What building has the most stories?
The library
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining.
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
The doctor is the boy’s mother.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
What room do ghosts avoid? Ghost don't like this room?
The living room