What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a snowman at the beach?
A puddle.
What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?
A sandwitch.
Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach?
It didn’t want to be a hot dog
What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach?
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
SUNday
In the US, what is the best selling BBQ meat throughout the summer?
Hot dogs
What happens when you go to the beach and throw your hat in the water?
It gets wet.
Summer solstice happens on which day(s) in the northern hemisphere?
June 20th/21st
What treat do dads like on hot summer days?
POPsicles
What do you call seagulls that live by the bay?
Bagels
How do you pay the fee to get on a beach?
Sand Dollars
What vitamin can you get from direct sunlight?
Vitamin D
Which season do math teacher’s like the most?
SUMmer
Which fish is the most famous at the beach?
Star Fish
What did the beach say when it saw the tide come in?
Long time, no sea.
Which letter is the coolest during the summer?
Iced T
What card game do anglers play at the beach?
Go Fish
What is the traditional birthstone for August?
Peridot
Who is the public service mascot that was first inducted to the US on 9 August 1944?
Smokey Bear, the fire prevention bear.
Which three zodiac signs are summer signs of the Zodiac? (2 out of 3)
Cancer, Leo and Virgo.
Why couldn’t kids go to the new summer pirate movie?
It was rated ARRR.
Two vegetables experience higher sales in August than during all the other months of the year in the US. What vegetables are they?
Corn and Squash
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because the students were so bright.