How to bees go to school?
By a school buzz
Sometimes you use me at school I am not a clock I am something that beats paper But I am beaten by rock. What am I?
Scissors
There were three girls walking to school. They had 1 umbrella to share. How did they not get wet?
It wasn't raining.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were so bright!
You will always find me in the past, I can be created in the present but the future will never change me. What am I?
History
Why did the bat miss the school bus?
Because it hung around too long.
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
Despite my name, I am not a queen. When you hold me up to things, their length is seen. What am I?
A ruler
What animal lives in a school?
Fish
Why didn’t the bear go to university?
It only learned the bear necessities.
Why was the teacher angry at the student for something he didn’t do?
Because he didn’t do his homework
What is a cow’s favorite day at school?
When it goes on a field trip
Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.
Why did the student eat his homework with a fork?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
When you come to school on Monday, you find out that class has been delayed. Your class will be three days after the day before the day after tomorrow. What day is your class?
Friday
What animal cheats on its tests?
A cheetah
What school does ice cream go to?
Sundae school
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder
What room at school has the most stories?
The library
Where do students in New York City learn multiplication?
In Times Square
What's a snake's favorite class at school?
Hissss-tory
What subject is the easiest for witches?
Spell-ing
What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A blackboard
I have a back and legs but I don’t have hair. You sit on me, which makes me a _ _ _ _ _
CHAIR!