How to bees go to school?
By a school buzz
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were so bright!
Sometimes you use me at school I am not a clock I am something that beats paper But I am beaten by rock. What am I?
Scissors
Despite my name, I am not a queen. When you hold me up to things, their length is seen. What am I?
A ruler
What's a snake's favorite class at school?
Hissss-tory
Why didn’t the bear go to university?
It only learned the bear necessities.
What animal cheats on its tests?
A cheetah
Why did the student eat his homework with a fork?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
What room at school has the most stories?
The library
Why did the bat miss the school bus?
Because it hung around too long.
You will always find me in the past, I can be created in the present but the future will never change me. What am I?
History
When you come to school on Monday, you find out that class has been delayed. Your class will be three days after the day before the day after tomorrow. What day is your class?
Friday
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder
I have a back and legs but I don’t have hair. You sit on me, which makes me a _ _ _ _ _
CHAIR!
What is a cow’s favorite day at school?
When it goes on a field trip
What school does ice cream go to?
Sundae school
Why was the teacher angry at the student for something he didn’t do?
Because he didn’t do his homework
What subject is the easiest for witches?
Spell-ing
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.
What animal lives in a school?
Fish
Where do students in New York City learn multiplication?
In Times Square
What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A blackboard
There were three girls walking to school. They had 1 umbrella to share. How did they not get wet?
It wasn't raining.