What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
Despite my name, I am not a queen. When you hold me up to things, their length is seen. What am I?
A ruler
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were so bright!
What animal lives in a school?
Fish
When you come to school on Monday, you find out that class has been delayed. Your class will be three days after the day before the day after tomorrow. What day is your class?
Friday
There were three girls walking to school. They had 1 umbrella to share. How did they not get wet?
It wasn't raining.
How to bees go to school?
By a school buzz
What is a cow’s favorite day at school?
When it goes on a field trip
Why didn’t the bear go to university?
It only learned the bear necessities.
What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A blackboard
Why did the student eat his homework with a fork?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
Where do students in New York City learn multiplication?
In Times Square
I have a back and legs but I don’t have hair. You sit on me, which makes me a _ _ _ _ _
CHAIR!
What's a snake's favorite class at school?
Hissss-tory
What school does ice cream go to?
Sundae school
Sometimes you use me at school I am not a clock I am something that beats paper But I am beaten by rock. What am I?
Scissors
You will always find me in the past, I can be created in the present but the future will never change me. What am I?
History
Why did the bat miss the school bus?
Because it hung around too long.
What animal cheats on its tests?
A cheetah
Why was the teacher angry at the student for something he didn’t do?
Because he didn’t do his homework
Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder
What subject is the easiest for witches?
Spell-ing
What room at school has the most stories?
The library