Things that confirm you are losing your memory
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Things that are harder than they look
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Things you shouldn't lick
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Things that give you a headache
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Things not to do in a hospital
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Things you wouldn't want to be allergic to
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Things that confirm your house is haunted
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Things you shouldn't do in a car
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Things that would make golf more exciting
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Things you never see on television
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Things you can never find
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Things you shouldn't touch
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Things you return from your Christmas gifts
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Things kids know more about than adults
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Things that shouldn't be lumpy
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Things you would ask a psychic
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Things that you can trip over
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Things that seem to take an eternity
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Things you shouldn't tie to the roof of your car
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Things you don't want to find in your bed
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Things that cause trouble
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Things fish think about as they swim in their aquarium
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Things dogs are actually saying when they bark
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Things you wish you could do with your feet
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Things that you shouldn't do at the dinner table
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Things you wish grew on trees
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Things you should never put in your mouth
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Things you wouldn't want to clean
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Things that confirm you are guilty
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Things that smell terrible
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Things that go bad
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Things you shouldn't attempt to juggle
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Things you wish worked by remote control
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Things grown-ups wish they could still do
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Things there should be an award for
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Things you shouldn't do with glue
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