R Jokes

I am a type of insect, but one that is beautiful. I look just like a large moth but one that is beautiful. What am I?

What are two words that rhyme with the word "park?"

What are two words that rhyme with the word "warm"?

What is a predator animal that lives in the ocean and most people are scared of?

What happened when the frog left his car in a "No Parking Zone'?

Fill in the sentence: She reached all the way to the bottom of the cookie ___ with her ____, so her elbow touched the rim.

Why can't a bike stand up by itself?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Fill in the sentence: I think I saw the North ___ in the sky from very ____ away.

Fill in the sentence: When I sleep I ____ so loud that I can't hear my ____ in the morning to wake up

Fill in the sentence: The ____ was 0-1, so the younger kids won the____ game

What is the smooth oval nut called that comes from an oak tree and that squirrels love to eat?

It's not in your tummy, but it's somewhere above. It is often thought of as a symbol of love

What is something you use at the grocery store that has four wheels

Why did the french fry lose the race?

What is something that is usually silver, has three gaps in it, and you can find in your kitchen

Fill in the sentence: There was a ___ on the flower and it cut my pinky ____

I can be electric, but I'm not a car. I can get carried in a case, but I'm not a cellphone. I have a neck, but I don't wear a scarf. I have strings, but I'm not a tennis racket. What am I???

What are two words that rhyme with the word "car"

Why was the broom late?