How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They _ _ _ _!
wave
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
flushed
Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a _ _ _ _ _!
virus
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
mushroom!
How are false teeth like stars? They _ _ _ _ _ _ _ at night.
come out
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A _ _ _ _ tree.
palm
Why are cats good at video games? Because they have _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
nine lives
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What do you call a _ _ _ _with no teeth? A _ _ _ _ _ bear!
gummy
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!