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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was just gathering dust!
I made a pencil with two erasers.
It was pointless.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
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