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Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
Why don't koalas count as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
How does a dog stop a video?
By hitting the paws button!
Why was the broom late?
It over swept?
How do you stay wrm in any room?
Go to the corner - it is always 90 degrees.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Let it fall.
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
It had more cents.
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Her mom and dad were in a jam.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy.
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
What building in Sumter has the most stories?
The public library.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste
Why couldn't the pony sing a Lullaby?
She was a little horse.