Why couldn't the pony sing a Lullaby?
She was a little horse.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
What building in Sumter has the most stories?
The public library.
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Her mom and dad were in a jam.
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
It had more cents.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Let it fall.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How do you stay wrm in any room?
Go to the corner - it is always 90 degrees.
Why was the broom late?
It over swept?
