I didn’t get exactly what I wanted for Christmas.
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My shampoo and conditioner never run out at the same time.
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I want food from the back of the fridge, but it's blocked by all the food in the front of the fridge.
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There’s not enough dressing on my salad. Now my salad tastes like salad.
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My walk-in closet is not big enough.
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One pillow is too low, but two pillow is too high.
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My house is such a mess! There’s stuff everywhere.
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Where should I put this pizza box now? It doesn't fit in the fridge.
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I can’t sit comfortably because my wallet is too thick.
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I’m so hungry but I don’t want to cook.
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My snacks are too crunchy for me to hear the TV.
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I'm hungry but I already brushed my teeth.
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I don't know what I want to watch on Netflix.
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My smartphone is too big for the pockets on my favorite pants.
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I'm so tired of eating at all of the restaurants near my place.
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I got asked what I want for Christmas. I can’t think of anything.
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I have more clothes than hangers.
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My cookie is too big to fit into the glass of milk.
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