What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted.
What kind of undies do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Can February March?
No but April May.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
Barbecue
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
What kinds of emotions do noses feel?
Nostalgia
Why did the barber win the race?
Because it took a short cut.