Why don't lamps sink in water?
They are light
What is the strongest sea creature?
A mussel
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
Why can't a pony talk?
Its a little horse
How do billboards talk to eachother?
They use sign language
What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
Why are sports stadiums always cold?
They are filled with fans
How does the ocean say "hi"?
It waves
What kind of music do balloons hate?
pop!
Why cant you tell an egg joke?
It will crack up
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
What animal is always at a baseball game?
a bat
What kinds of jokes to pizza's like?
Cheesy ones
What is the most expensive fish?
A goldfish
How do you stop a bull from charging?
cancel it's credit card